West Mifflin falls again

West Mifflin Football Club 1-2 Wolfpack

1-0 Stafura (40)
1-1 Some Cunt (60)
1-2 Some Ohter Cunt (65)

Who the fuck cares about the lineup, we suck.

West Mifflin Football Club is not having a good season at all. There has been no chemistry or rhythym amongst the team since the beginning of the season and with the departure of Baguet for the rest of the season it is unlikely that they team will be able to fully recover. The Blues were without their top strike duo of Nick and Volk and did that ever hurt them. The long and short of it is that this teamm outside of those two, have no ability to shoot the ball. None. Stinner had a few decent shots (both with his weaker left foot) and Stafura opened his scoring account (one and a half years on) with a nice lunging tap in from a Gasparovic cross but there is no doubt the team needs considerable work in the finishing department. Within the first ten minutes WMFC were awarded a free kick a few yards outside of the area. Dalibor lined up for the kick. Stinner noticed that the wall was very far to the right of the net and that there was a ton of space out on the left of the wall. He signaled to Dalibor who read his thoughs exactly and fed a wonderful ball to the space. Now, had Stinner not been feeling like an 89 year old man who was walking outside for the first time since being put into his nursing home by his children that were sick of having to wipe his old, decrepit asshole, he would have gotten a touch to it and possibly slid it into the net. However, since he was feeling old and decrepit, theball shot past his foot...

...and right into the path of a wide open (and I mean wide open) Pcholinski who whiffed harder than a blind kid playing tee ball. Two chances blown on one through-ball.

It did not help matters that first choice keeper Rob Vargo was on an anus-spelunking expedition in the most homo city in all of North America. No, not San Francisco, Boston. And despite attempts to call in Chad Perry and the youngest DeLuca brother to backhim up, as well as Stinner's butchered finger, Matt Sax sacrificed himself and offered to tend to the goal. He did exceptional for someone that does not regularly play keeper and our hat goes off to him for it. Two lame ass corner kicks did West Mifflin in. Two corner kicks, two homo's heading the ball past Sax. And that was that.

On a more positive or in this case, more disappointing note since the Blues fucking lost again, West Mifflin dominated for the first 15 minutes of the second half. They pressed for that vital second goal and nearly came up with it several times. Without doubt Mike Hasson has to be the Man of the Match. He controlled the ball well, dictated the play in the center of the park and setup at least three chances that should have been more. At one point, he teased a defender in the corner and spotted Stinner pointing to the sky, indicating that he was ready to head the ball for the first time in his life. Hasson sent a cross in but it was boxjust too tall for the winger. Regardless, it showed the vision of the up anc coming center mid. Trying to out-suck Stinner, Pcholinksi whiffed AGAIN on another chance right in front of goal.

Now, despite the team sucking beyond all human comprehension, there were three individuals who sucked so infinitely more than our squad I can't believe the whole universe wasn't pulled into their anus's because of how bad they sucked. I am referring, of course, to the referees. These three idiots were the worst refs I have ever, EVER stood on a field with. The center ref made three calls about which his explanation was "he was in the air." Let that marinate for a second. So, all you would need to do to have a foul called on the man defending you is...jump. Fuck. Off. Then, with about one minute to go, Pcholinksi went on a dazzling run down the middle of the field and into the box. He dodged three defenders and then was kicked hard as fuck in his shin. But, he continued through. Then, he was sandwiched by two big cunts and was sent to ground. The dumbass center ref did nothing. Never in my life have I ever seen a more blatant foul not called. These dudes had to have been retarted.

After the game Stinner went to collect the cards from the refs and calmly indicated to them that he had never in his playing career (20 years) had he ever made one comment to a ref but that he had to this time. He then quietly told them that they were awful.

Oh well. There is always next week.

West Mifflin returns home to Borland this Sunday at 1:00p to play Elizabeth Forward.