Official Site Reaches 3,000 hits!

Three months after reaching the double-century mark, West Mifflin Football Club's online authority has joined the likes of Roberto Clemente, Honus Wagner and Nap Lajoie in the 3,000 Hit Club.

3,000 Hits!

As always thank you all of the support and COME ON YOU BLUES LEARN HOW TO PASS THE BALL AND NOT RESORT TO LUMPING IT STOKE CITY/BOLTON STYLE UP THE FIELD SO THE OTHER TEAM CAN SKEWER OUR ENTIRE TEAM ON THE COUNTER BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE THREE PLAYERS BACK IN DEFENSE!! YOU BEAUTY!

Formation confusion leads to 4-0 drubbing

I don't remember this game. My brain was tortured for nearly two hours by high-pitched wailing and whining from a team that was not only winning 3-0 for most of the game, but also repeatedly dishonest about balls being out of bounds and players being offside, in addition to playing beyond the level of physicality commensurate with a pre-season friendly, in which there were no referees. In other words, they thought the agreement to call our own fouls gave everyone license to kick and push the shit out of everyone else and then, if a foul was called, to complain that calling the foul was itself  'complaining.'

Whatever.

Sponsorship Deal Has Been Struck

After a long and arduous negotiation, WMFC Online is pleased to announce that a sponsorship deal has been struck with Bid66.com. Starting when the 2011 season begins on May 8th, West Mifflin Football Club will be sponsored by and subsequently bear the logo of Bid66.com. In addition, the good folks at Bid66.com, through business connections and other networking related relationships, have been able to provide the Blues with new jerseys. The new kits will be provided by Adidas and will bear the fabled West Mifflin Football Club logo that was not completely jack-moded from Middlesbrough with the colors simply changed to blue and white rather than orange and white. Below is a leaked picture of the new home kits:

The new WMFC Home kit?

Once WMFC Online receives official photos of the new kits they will be posted. In the mean time, let us know what you think in the comments! Also, a huge thank you to Tyler Lacock, West Mifflin Football Club's Director of Marketing and Cuntiness for all the work he put into acquiring the sponsor and new kits.

Thanks to Bid66.com!

Come on you Blues!

WMFC Sponsorship Deal Email Leak

Earlier this morning, we here at the Official West Mifflin Football Club website reported that Director of Marketing Tyler Lacock was in advanced negotiations with Bid66.com regarding a sponsorship deal for the club. Since that report, Blues Reporter, WMFC Online's beat reporter, has come across a leaked email from Tyler Lacock to a gentleman named 'Bill'. We are assuming Bill is an employee with Bid66. The following is a redacted version of the email, but the amount West Mifflin Football Club has requested from Bid66 appears to be indicated.

Hmm. It appears that Lacock has finally come to grips with the grim reality of his existence - something we have all been very aware of since he first started hosting backyard football games in his, uhh, well, backyard. We will have more on these developments as they are made available.

Sponsorhip Update

West Mifflin Football Club Online has an update on the WMFC sponsorship talks. According to an individual familiar with the deal talks (who has asked to remain anonymous because they are not authorized to comment on the situation, but, in an act of pure, Han Solo and the Rebel Alliance, 1960's sit-in, Libyan rebel forces style defiance, has decided to comment anyway) West Mifflin Football Club's Marketing Department is in 'advanced talks' with Bid66.com. According to the source, they are the first of the targeted companies that actually emailed Marketing Director, Tyler Lacock back.

In other news, West Mifflin will hold its first practice this weekend at Borland Park. This is a closed session so no fans will be permitted into the ground. Managing Director, Bob Stinner and WMFC Manager, Bob Stinner, are both expecting a decent turnout. The team is rumored to be looking to utilize two new formations this season. The speculation points towards a 4-5-1, 4-2-3-1, or a 3-2-3-1-1. We will have to wait and see.