West Mifflin sits in third position with one week remaining before playoffs begin in the RMU Island Sports Center Indoor Soccer League. Tuesday night the Blues took on current table-toppers BA United. Bob Stinner, West Mifflin's star winger came off after only a few minutes because of a case of the shakes. He quickly ran to the vending machine and bought a strawberry Pop Tart and Cran Grape Ocean Spray beverage and, much to the chagrin of the BA United players and fans, was able to return. It was a sound performance resulting in a 4-1 vcictory that clearly sent a message to the rest of the Regular Division. It was such a remarkable performance that the excitedness and rapture it stirred inside of me has caused me to forget and not even give a shit about how the goals were scored. I recall Trevor Kidd scored a sitter and Daveon had two (I think). As for the fourth, I have no recollection. What I do remember, however, pertains to bulldozing enforcer Chris Reed. Returning from a two week absence after fracturing his right wrist, the fat lummox landed on the other side and has reportedly broken his left wrist. It is believed he will be out for at least two more weeks. He may be available to return for the second week of the playoffs if WMFC should win through. Managing Director Bob Stinner had this to say:
Well, when you have that type of girth, it's hard not to hurt yourself.
In related team news, Stinner and Trevor Kidd had a real laugh on the ride in. As the two and Reed reminisced about footballing memories at Edinboro tournaments, Reed, absolutely out of nowhere, interjected that upon a trip up the elevators in one of the towers at the campus, "four girls entered into the elevator" he was riding and unabashedly finagled with one or both of his testicles. Then, we are assuming, without saying anything, they promptly exited the elevator. This, quite obviously, sent Kidd and Stinner into rapturous laughter because this story has to be a steaming pile of bollocks.
"I'm telling you!", Reed retorted.
Which only caused the laughter to increase in intensity. Whether or not this really happened can only be known for sure by Reed himself and God (of course the four girls from Plum I guess
could be considered, but let's get real). Either way it loosened the nerves before the game for the three who had almost died en route because of some poor driving tactics displayed by Kidd.
Cheers!
