Manager Bob Stinner (not Managing Director/Owner Bob Stinner that made the revocation of captaincy announcement via press conference last weekend) announced that Chris Reed has been named the new co-captain of West Mifflin Football Club, via memo to the media. The 15 year veteran has been with the team since its inception in 1995, so his appointment came as no surprise. It also shows that he has regained the trust of the manager after the falling out between the two in pre-season, when Reed was a total cunt and didn't go with the manager to a league meeting in Bumblefuck, Pennsylvania. A transcript of the memo can be found below.
West Mifflin Football Club is proud to announce the appointment of Chris Reed as co-captain of our club. He will join Jared Pcholinski as the other co-captain. Chris has been around a long time and works hard. Mostly because he has to because he's a load. He gets stuck in and doesn't take it from anybody. I think he'll do very well with the arm band. The Club and I both extend our congratulations to Chris.
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