Have You Seen or Heard From These Men???

West Mifflin Football Club players and supporters we need your help in the most dire of fashions. We, the upper management of West Mifflin Football Club have been unable to contact both Chadwick Dorney and Chris Nickel. Dorney was last seem at Chris Reed's Christmas party back in December. Nickel has not been seen since the end of last season. Managing Director Bob Stinner has placed several calls and has sent repeated text messages to both requesting their confirmation or declination of their playing this season. He had this to say:

I don't know if because they have engineering jobs they think they're so goddamn important that they can't answer us but they had better respond soon or they will be left off the team, the cunts. Fuck sake.

In case you have forgotten what they look like here are the pictures on their player cards:



Left back Chris Nickel: missing since August 2008. Last heard from via text message beginning of February 2009.





Right back Chad Dorney: missing since December 24, 2008. Last heard from via text message mid-February 2009.



Please, if any of you have any information regarding the whereabouts of these two please call the West Mifflin Football Club offices (or Bob's phone) and let us know so we can ask them if they ARE GOING TO FUCKING PLAY. Faggots.

Thank you.